Sometimes I try to Ski

I'm a Masterpiece

Here's a Photo of my Cat.

me in my football jersey

How I was Born!

I start fires…

Fathers lock up your daughters, Bacon has his license.

A good pitcher of my future child

Here is a couple of photos of me and my friends at a football game.

Dude 1:What are you eating under there?

Dude 2: Underwhere?

In Bacon we trust!

An escalator is never broken it just becomes stairs.

Here is my Freshmen ID.